#Great jokes for dinner parties cracked
When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it and half of them hit the floor and broke. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels-the phone is still ringing. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology.īefore he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. 'It's The Twist, Mother! The Twist! It's called The Twist'! Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.Ī few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with Her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.Īlmost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, 'Have a good Evening kids,' with a small wink for Harold.Ībout 20 minutes later, a thoroughly dishevelled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother: Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. 'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue 's mother, 'We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw why, she'd screw all night if we let her!'
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says 'Wha.aaat?'
Peggy Sue 's mother responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.' Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie. Peggy Sue 's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. 'Peggy Sue 's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' she says. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue 's mother answers and invites him in. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. It's the summer of 1960 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
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